- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A Fat Kenyan

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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