I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Psychics.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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field day?

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