What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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A Fat Kenyan

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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