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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A Fat Kenyan

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

why did sally drown cause she was black

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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