- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Neil is a reterd.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Psychics.

What black and has children A black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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