Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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fridge

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the WNBA

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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my gramma died

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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