have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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the WNBA

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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