Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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