- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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