Finding TWO worms in your apple.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

c-? men, C-men

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

THE GAME

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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