what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

knock knock whos there? nobody

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

your moms my other ride

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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