- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Punching a baby

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what is orange? an orange

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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