What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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YOU

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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