Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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