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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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your moms my other ride

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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