Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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