- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Punching a baby

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

what is orange? an orange

your moms my other ride

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Kefka > Sephiroth

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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