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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A seal walks into a club.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A person from Singapore eats

this is not a drill.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender