when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Your mom went to college

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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