Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A women in the kitchen.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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homosexual

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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