whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Your mom went to college

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Alex Gedrose.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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