What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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my whole life!

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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