compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Where's the dick??? east

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The Moon Landing.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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