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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

the lemon was sweet.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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