What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Black people

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Anti Joke

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