- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

the lemon was sweet.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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