Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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