Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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My love life

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Where's the dick??? east

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The Moon Landing.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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