- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Where's the dick??? east

The Moon Landing.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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