Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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my whole life!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Your Mother

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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