How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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