Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Bumsniffer

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Asian women drivers...

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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