- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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