- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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