A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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