- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Girls soccer

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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