Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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so how about that irline food

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Hi

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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