Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Anti Joke

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