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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Asians.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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