What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

That is so fetch

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

boobs.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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