Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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The WNBA

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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