A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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charlie sheen

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Female Orgasms

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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