- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your existance.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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