- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What? Why?

This sentance contains three errers

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

I had a lemon. hi.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

An Italian leaves the mofia

Anything involving women..

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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