- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

That is so fetch

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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