- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Obama being reelected.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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