what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Weed.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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