- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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