- Anti Joke

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

I have an erection My mom!

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