- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

EGGPLANT

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

James Patrick Campbell

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

I have an erection My mom!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Bark I'm a tree

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

have safe sex

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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