- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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