- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

knock,knock you suck

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Bitch

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

John Stamos.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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