- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

John Stamos.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Queens Park rangers

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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