- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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