What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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hey, my names mark.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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racism...deal with it!

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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