- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

penis?

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

BOTTOM!!!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

VAL SUCKS

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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