i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did david give back? Nothing.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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