Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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